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But we didn’t write it for you – well, we did write it for you… just not this you. We wrote this for the other you. You know, the one in C-137? You don’t know. Don’t worry about it.

Listen, kids ::urp:: there are injustices happening in other dimensions that are creating serious issues in the multiverse. You couldn’t possibly understand the implications of this, but some skateboard brand named Primitive duplicated my inter-dimensional portal gun and now every Saiyan in Universe 7 has their face plastered on a bunch of skateboard decks-

SHIT!

They got Morty too.

Dammit, we’re merchandise! Alright, here’s what we need to do (Morty, grab that Cognition Amplifier and point it toward these ::urp:: idiots reading this article on the interweb).

Everyone reading this article, Morty and I are going to urge you to click on the link below. Together, we’re going to enter this portal and grab every Primitive Rick and Morty skate deck, t-shirt, coffee mug – whatever – and erase any trace of its existence!

On the count of 3, ready?

3… 2… 1…

Click!

https://www.drifthouse.com/search/rick+and+morty/

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